Welcome to TwoDogDorks.com The extreme in dog dorkness!! We are extreme dog dorks! Some things in life are indisputable. SO, we have created a store for all dorks to unite! Shop for your beloved pet from our inventory of well tested items, well respected companies, with other dog dorks, all in the comfort of your own home! TOYS!!!!!!!  TOYS!!!!!!! WE LOVE TOYS!!!!!!!  Oh it isn't very often our eyes aren't open for the funnest, coolest & safest toys for our pets, and now, for your pets!  We scrutinze them, test them, play with them, wash them, lose them, & then find them again (and wash them again).  We know the house favorites, and hope your pets like what our pets have chosen just for you and  yours!! DOG DORKS UNITE !!!!    Don’t miss our LUPINE department. Lupine offers you premium leads, harnesses & collars for your cats and dogs! LUPINE products are guaranteed even if chewed!! TwoDogDorks is an authorized LUPINE dealer & has chosen LUPINE as their exclusive lead, harness & collar supplier. Homemade Dog Treats! Don’t miss 'em!! Human tested, K-9 approved! All of our treats are made to order! Please allow up to 72 hours for shipment. All of our treats are made high quality human ingredients & contain NO PRESERVATIVES. Due to no preservatives, our treats should be stored in an airtight container and used by the noted expiration date.   SIT! GOOD HUMAN!! offers you, the human, all types of goodies! From all natural soaps, to 100% vegan certified soy candles, take a peek for yourself! TwoDogDorks is LOADED with fun stuff!!!   Pet spa products, specially chosen items for the humans, specialty items for the traveling pet, things for puppies, things for BIG Dogs, heck, we even have things for CATS!!   So sit back, enjoy your stay and KEEP CHECKING BACK! There are lots of good things to come!!!! Places to share your very own dog dork photos, dog dork apparel, a full line of pet clothing and more!!! STAY DORKED!!!